DMV: We Used to the Waiting

"At 9, he settled a dispute with a pistol. At 13, he lit out for the Amazon jungle. At 20, he attempted suicide-by-jaguar. Afterward he was apprenticed to a pirate. To please his mother, who did not take kindly to his being a pirate, he briefly managed a mink farm, one of the few truly dull entries on his otherwise crackling résumé, which lately included a career as a professional gambler." →

motherjones:

The actual Most Interesting Man in the World died last week. If you haven’t taken a minute to read his obituary, please do so now.

Suicide-by-jaguar. That is all.